By: Lennon & Juliet
|Meowllo MY Fur-iends|
Meowllo again Efurryone, me got a pawblems!
First I has pawblems wid da mommy, her is trying to starve me to death. Her does not understand dat if ME can see one tiny spot in the bottom of MY food dish where ME can see da bowl instead of FOOD, ME is in danger of starving.
“You are being overly dramatic again Lennon and you is the only one in dis house dat thinks that way I know me not gonna starve cause every square inch of the bowl is not filled to the brim with food.”
“No Juliet you are de pig dat eats so muches dat MY slave cans not keep de bowl filled up all the time.”